After all my years in the field of design, all the patents with my name on them, I have just created my best invention ever by far! He’s basically just like me, but smaller and much cuter. My son, Leo, was born last month, during the big blizzard we had in the area. He was smart enough to come a few days early, just in time to be born in the Year of the Dragon, like his dad.
In the month he’s been around, he’s mastered all the standard newborn activities. Next month maybe I’ll fast track him to algebra, physics and software development. He’ll be core passing and swaging things in no time!